
I’m pretty sure the Hitchhiker’s Guide series is at least 80% responsible for the sense of humor I have now.
Wine Red - The Hush Sound
I cut the arrow from your neck
Stretched you beneath the tree
Among the roots and baby’s breath
I covered us with silver leaves
‘if girls participate in no shave November then i will participate in no d december’
i’m sorry since when did it become only one month where girls didn’t want your dick
(Source: righteouspussypower)

I’VE BEEN WAIATING FOR THE PAST 10 HOURS TO REB;LGO THIS OGMGO
last one before bed I think
i don’t usually gloat like this but… romney ran on a platform of pure assholery and too many people voted with their fox news propaganda goggles on and OH MY GOD I FEEL SO GOOD NOW
SUCK IT BIGOTS YOU LOSE
(Source: hooplehead)


